Do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself?
(Source: myspacefamosity)
- me: hey I just met you and-
- me: why are you walking away
when people seriously compliment me
it’s like
wow are you being
for real
like
god bless you and your family
and I hope all your dreams come true
amen
(Source: instant-amnesia)
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
(Source: obesealpaca)
How the fuck do some people get girlfriends/boyfriends so easily. Like wtf, do you just create them in your basement or what
(Source: alexkoehlerschin)
